Free Samples in the Mail......

are a wonderful thing! Today, stuck in between a Visa bill and a bank statement was a shiny card with a little packet stuck to it.......and it was, according to the ad blurb, filled with "a personal lubricant". i was excited.
So i opened it up, took it outside and used it to lubricate the blades of my old lawnmower.

i feel so much sexier now.