BOO!

It's early morning and i just went outside to get my newspaper. Walking down the sidewalk was a group of little kids on their way to the bus stop. I'm looking at them, admiring their Halloween costumes.......when i realize, "HEY! Those aren't costumes!" Nope....just little seven and eight year olds dressed in the standard "baby hooker" outfits and "junior thug" underwear-showing pants.
Hmmm. i was scared.